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Avenged Sevenfold funny facts :D MUST READ!

1. Zacky Vengeance’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


2. Johnny Christ does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Johnny Christ goes killing.


3. If you can see M. Shadows, he can see you. If you can't see M. Shadows you may be only seconds away from death.


4. The Rev sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled drumming ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Rev stabbed the devil in the eye while he played "Beast and The Harlot" and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


5. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Johnny Christ.


6. the Rev has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.


7. They once made a Synyster Gates’ toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.


8. A blind man once stepped on Zacky Vengeance’s shoe. Zacky replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Zacky fucking Vengeance!" The mere mention of his name cured this man’s blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal guitar blow delivered by Zacky Vengeance.


9. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Johnny Christ’s nutsack.


10. Synyster Gates made Ellen Degeneres straight.


11. The Rev knows where Carmen Sandiego is.


12. Zacky Vengeance can speak braille.

 

These are actually quotes of the guys i think haha they're so funny :D


Posted on 11/06/2009 2:58 AM Visits: 101
haha fuck, they are funny as XD haha, i loved the 'Synyster Gates toilet paper one and the rev and devil one' XDD
Simona.Dystopia.Vengeance.: 11/06/2009 8:46 AM
haha fuck, they are funny as XD haha, i loved the 'Synyster Gates toilet paper one and the rev and devil one' XDD
haha me too xD oh and the johnny christ one lol that was the funniest one :D
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